Become a Member


Wipin’ Butts & Sinkin’ Putts

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Club Guidelines

Throw out every white belt and pair of cargo shorts in your closet

Never wear the same logo on both your hat and your shirt (three logos calls for immediate expulsion)

Never carry a ball retriever

Driver/fairway woods go in the top of your bag

The Membership Process

Have a child.

Spend the rest of your life wishing for free time to go play golf!